Saturday 9 April 2016

Cold Dog

See this hotdog? Looks pretty good, right? Plenty of additions. 
It's stone cold. Yeah, a cold 'hot' dog. 
This cost $9.50. 
Even worse, my hopes were really high for this. I was excited to be in here due to the sign on the street promoting these hotdogs, that were only available from 9.30. We got here at 9. We bought beer and played Street Fighter and pool until they were ready to serve this up. At 9.48 we went to the counter and asked for our hotdogs. Except, they weren't ready. No tongs apparently. Had just received 80 orders to the kitchen so they were running behind we were told. Chris is a bit of a numbers man, so he did his thing and counted 37 potential patrons. 80 was a lie. 
All of a sudden there was a bunch of tongs and they were ready. 
Out come the hotdogs. Stone cold, overpriced hotdogs.
Bar Cleveland, Redfern, New South Wales.